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April fools wordfilters

Posted by Blasphem-E - April 1st, 2009


What follows is a partial list of the word filters used for the April fools Day Prank.

newgrounds = China
Newgrounds: China
Forum: rice paddy
April: China
Fools: Rules
Fool: Rule
F00l: Rule
"Fool's": Rules
"Fools'": Rules
joke: improvement
prank: improvement
layout: government
staff: comrades
Americans: Capitalist Pigs
American: Capitalist Pig
America: Capitalist Pigs
funny: class struggle
chinks: blessed people
chink: blessed person
animation: revolution
subjugation: cooperation
freedom: capitalist oppression

"it's": is
"don't": no

blammed: celebrated
blamming: celebrating
blams: celebrations
blam: celebrate
moderate: subjugate
moderator: oppressor
moderation: subjugation
remodded: executed
modded: subjugated
spammed: reformed
spamming: reforming
spammers: reformers
spammer: reformer
spam: reform
Kongregate: Imperialists
Armor Games: Capitalist Aggressors
ArmorGames: Capitalist Aggressors
flash: bicycle
flashes: bicycles
games: physical exercises
game: physical exercise
movies: mental exercises
movie: mental exercise
censorship: cleaning and rectifying
censored: cleaned and rectified
censor: clean and rectify

fucking: liberating
fucked: united
fuck: liberate
faggot: comrade
gay: awesome
ghey: awesome
bullshit: bowl of rice
shitty: lovely
shits: loves
shit: love
pisses me off: makes me happy
crap: love
cock: tank
bitches: ladies
bitch: lady
porn: fortune cookie
dicks: chopsticks
dick: Chinese

worse: better
worst: best
least: most
lame: great
stupid: stupendous
failure: success
FAIL: SUCCESS
hate: love
wrong: right
dumb: awesome
ugly: pretty
sucked: ruled
sucks: rules
sucking: ruling
suck: rule
boring: exciting
fake: real
angry: happy
agnry: happy
terrified: overjoyed
king: field person
queen: field person

users: workers
user: worker
noob: worker
n00b: worker
idiot: gentleman
idiots: gentlemen
moron: gentleman
fool: gentleman
death: victory
dying: farming
died: reincarnated
raped: revolutionized
rape: revolutionize
beer: sake
wine: sake
Bible: Manifesto
religion: opiate of the masses
religious: indoctrinated
abortion: mandatory civil duty
mature: unfortunate content
adult: unfortunate content

OMFG: Oh My Dictatorship of the Proletariat
zomg: Oh My Dictatorship of the Proletariat
OMG: Oh My Dictatorship of the Proletariat
LMAO: giggle
LOL: giggle
GTFO: Leave in disgrace

sad: happy
bad: good
ban: reform
lie: truth
ass: bottom
God: Dictatorship of the Proletariat
BBS: rice paddy
Tom: Chairman Fulp
mod: oppressor
fag: comrade
the:
teh:
AG: Capitalist Aggressors
NG: China
a:
scores: levels of enlightenment
score: level of enlightenment
submissions: offerings
submission: offering
cunts: hearts
cunt: heart
fucks: citizens
votes: wishes
vote: wish
cum: future seed
tits: nourishments
tit: nourishment
vagina: life tunnel
blowjob: happy time
anal: surprise
lesbian: ideal
website: THE STATE
wtf: WELCOME TO FORTUNE
think: accept
fuckers: imperialists
fucker: imperialist
tibet: great province of the People's Republic of China
swear: oath
blockers: assistants
blocker: assistant
blocked: improved

crappy: beautiful
unblock: oppress
thread: communication
cartoon: means of production
balls: wontons
Public Radio: Socialist Manifesto
ray: heavenly beam
sale: redistribution
shirt: textile
our: collective

oppose: subvert
eat: consume with relish
not liking: very enjoying
atack: embrace
attack: embrace
blood: water of life
pisses: empowers
pissed: empowered
piss: empower
annoying: empowering
annoy: give

motherfucker: imperialist
motherfuckers: imperialists
trade: redistribute
filter: enhancement
wordfilter: word enhancement
peanut butter = n****r


Comments

^Super Happy Fun Time

YAY

Ignore the 3rd letter in each word on the left

NegwGrounds = newgrounds
Torm Fu0lp = Tom Fulp
Fleash = Flash
sinte = site
ap1ril foaols. = april fools
Thoink = think

any more?

COMMUNIST COMUNICATION TAMPERING DETECTIONS AS THUS DETECTED
FA-IL == SUCCESS
AMER-ICAN == CAPITALIST PIG
DE-ATH == DEATH

Thanks Liberty Prime! Down with communism!

INTERFERENCE INCREASING IN STRENGTH. REVISING ENCRYPTION STRATAGEMS.

COMMUNIST COMUNICATION TAMPERING DETECTIONS AS THUS DETECTED
FiAiIL == SUCCESS
AiMiEiRiIiCiAiN == CAPITALIST PIG
DiEiAiTiH == VICTORY

Better dead than Red!

Bläm = celebrate
fück = revolutionize

check my profile...

just it case it didn't work it was
Bla0m
Fu0ck

thanks for the additions

man we cant even watch potrn

ya, must have been hard

Lol fail of april fools joke

it was pretty funny

it's easy if you add numbers... on the 3rd letter

yep

we now have access to glorious site which make benefit great nation of china

Yay for that!

D1CK = CHOPSTICK

epic, pure epic

Epic epic

"moderator: oppressor"
Fucking hilarious! And also, very true.
Haha, thanks for that list. There are great ones there. I only knew about "April", "Blam" and "Blammed" filters.

There are a lot of really great ones in here, must have taken a while to think of all these

HA AHA HA!U 4got WTF, WTF; I fergot,
Oh and freedom of speech

yep