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Blasphem-E
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Mike @Blasphem-E

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Joined on 8/7/08

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We're not trying to phase you Icon.

i would like to say some thing...

*cough*

TLDR
(To long, Didnt Read)

but nah for real i remember the whole shit with cumguzzi

1 your shits lame
2 you got a tid bit of fame by slappin a NG sticker on the song.... (hummmmm i wounder what other Nobody does that? i wounder?)
3 your a stight up BITCH for taking the songs of spawn with out asking... RECORDING then told him about it (like that get you on his good side) and when he told you to take it down you where a argent homo and gave the dude the fuck you!

i mean your lyrics are straight up amateur for your level of cockyness I'd be hella embarrassed for posting that garbage

awww fuck... The Nomad came in a day late and a dolla short once again.... Cures you real life of masturbating and online gaming!

dude were black we dont keep tequila around..yet i managed to find some saki and 12 other types of liquors last night.
I now understand why lil wayne is either excessively chill or is slurring his words. lol

HEeeelll ya

woah! - FRIDAY?
i gues im early lol
<a href="http://thenamesinfinite.newgrounds.com/news/post/483170">http://thenamesinfinite.newgrounds.co m/news/post/483170</a>
check it out, thats my round 3 submission.

It's Friday because last round's judging went until Friday, people get 1 week exactly.

sounds good. it makes sense. im glad though, cuz at least i got mine uploaded in time.

btw, I was quite srs when I said there's no reason for me to battle on here anymore. I'm not posting a track today sir. I only joined because I wanted to battle exceptid.

so does this mean that i win?

not yet you didn't.

<a href="http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/346522">http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/liste n/346522</a>

i'm going out for lunch now, i'll respond to this blog BS when i get back later.

sweet!
im off to my dish pit in my VW

fun times, The battle will be judged withing 48 hours

it's the final round and "times up, votes are tied, I will not do a tie breaker" ???

LOL i should've figured you would do this. scores could be anywhere from 0-90 and we're tied? are you kidding me? neither of us has even a SINGLE point higher or lower? ...rrrrrreaally... so, who were the three judges, and what were their lyrics/delivery/style scores?

hmmm why do i get the feeling that either you and/or the judges didn't even bother to judge, orrrr i'm just being spited for complaining about how poorly this thing's been run? ...meh whatever.

The only judge who got back to me was pop rock, and his vote was for infinite, my vote was for you, and we haven't used the points system since the first round.

"pop rock"? lol who is that, p-balla/therunners? gee what a surprise.

anyway, i know my delivery was especially bad for this last one, but if lyrics/"personalness" are still the main thing then i think i won this matchup... unless this turned from a rap battle to a voice acting/parody monologue battle. if that's the case then infinite gets the win. :P

yes it is p-balla. Unfortunately, when you make a habit of pissing everyone off, that`s going to happen

well, it sucks that there wasnt more input (more judges submitting reviews). but honestly, this was a great battle, considering that i dont ever do this. im just glad that i tied for first. i know it was sloppily done, but id rather blame the folks that didnt trust themselves enough to submit tracks than the host. i really thought steve had me because he had an entire extra verse to burn me with and nearly all of the bars were pertinent to the battle. to me, this was a fresh project to work on, mostly because i had no clue when i entered that i'd get this far. the only thing i didnt like was the fact that i didnt get to hear tracks from the 20 or so folks that backed out here and there. anyway, this was really fun, it got me out of my slump, i enjoyed it. (P.S. i have no real beef with anyone that i got paired up with, i just didnt want to lose.) peace and prosper

Thanks dude, good luck to you

It's like this:

"Okay, I didn't score much points in any of my tracks, and everyone pretty much quit the competition but one other person. Lets drag my points from the previous rounds that almost nobody participated in, and if I lose this battle, my meaningless points from those rounds would help me win!"

That's what it sounds like you're implying Guzzi. Just get the sand out your vagina and think logically for a second.

You and Moniker are the last two people here. Who ever wins, wins. Just like in the good ol days were people used to battle face to face.

@wyze: true, but i was prolly the biggest douche towards you and you voted for me... so, it's just funny to contrast how you could take A LOT of criticism and still vote with an honest opinion whereas p-balla took A LITTLE criticism, threw a tantrum, and voted spitefully when he got the chance. it is what it is, i'm more amused by it than angry about it.

@spawn: lol are you serious? when i said "i think i won this matchup" it meant "i think i won this matchup"... not "i think i lost or tied so lets drag old rounds in and blah blah points hurr hurr"--whatever it is you're trying to suggest. i thought i won this matchup for the same reason the other dude thought he lost (and was surprised he got a tie): his track was short and generic, mine was twice as long and was mostly filled with personal shots that referenced his pic, his job, the previous stuff he wrote/said, etc. look at his verse -- take out "stevie" and "theiconicicon" and it could be against literally ANYONE. the verse itself was pretty lame at that and all the funny/personal stuff came in the form of a parody Method Man skit. so to me its pretty simple -- if it's a *rap* battle then i won this match.

and yeah, lets not act like p-balla didn't get his panties in a complete twist over what i said to him. i mean really, if he wants to explain how i lost and how infinite won, then he can feel free to do that, i'm all ears. i just highly doubt it has anything to do with the actual *verses* put down, and has more to do with him not liking what i said to him earlier and/or him liking the "i'll fuckin, i'll fuckin..." Method Man stuff that infinite did... which, y'know, doesn't actually involve any rhyming in it.

"just get the sand out your vagina and think logically for a second" ... lol dude, i think you're just projecting here.

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anyway to echo what infinite said, yeah its disappointing that more people didn't get/stay involved, but its whatever, it still led to people making a few new things and thats great. its been a looong time since i made shit and i kinda forgot how fun it was to get at someone.

personally i think Wyze couldve handled things so much better (i think some of my criticism was certainly justified but i realize how unfair/plain dickheaded it was for me to fault him for damn near everything), but when its all said and done we still got a handful of tracks that wouldn't have even been made without him setting things up. so sure this wasn't "pure win" or whatever but its still far from being a total loss.

I'll agree that there were things I could have done better.

Hence why you bitched about points getting dragged over. You didn't battle any of the best rappers that were in here, so yeah. Empty victory. GG

In all fairness, you decided not to contribute after exceptid lost

Guzzi, I don't even need to justify why I voted against you. Everybody knows I did it for everybody elses amusement. All Wyze needs to say is "P. was the only other judge and he voted against you, therefore, votes are tied" to make you say "@Wyze BLAHBLAHBLAH ASSHOLE THIS P-BALLA THAT TANTRUM THIS @Spawn ARE YOU SERIOUS? THIS I'M A 27 YEAR OLD VIRGIN THAT P-BALLA HAS HIS PANTIES IN A TWIST"

Step back and take a look at who's really got their panties in a twist. This couldn't have gone any better :D

@spawn: i didn't realize the scoring system was abandoned till wyze noted it in his response. my point was simply judge the rhymes, not the non-rhymes or stupid blog BS. i agree that it's a hollow win anyway since the opponents i got weren't even the upper echelon cats, but at least i didn't quit like damn near everyone else (including you) did.

@p-balla: like i said, wyze took the most harassment and still voted honestly -- that shows integrity. you voted against me "for the lulz" or whatever -- that just shows you're still on your little kid shit, that's all. lol don't think that you giving out hundreds and hundreds of 10's by review makes your opinion particularly relevant, cuz it doesn't... it just makes you a more visible dickrider. anyway, good luck with the whole "CEO of Down n Dirty Entertainment" thing, i'm sure that's a credible and highly-respected enterprise you got there.

...cool. But "BBS Rebel" is still a wack title to hold :P

Steve is a dumbass and a failure. Poprock is the opposite dickrider. If anything,

I HATE POPROCK FOR NOT RIDING MY DICK!!

Good bye idiots. That goes to all of you, ESPECIALLY BILL AND SPAWN!!

Did I say you could talk? Get back to BRUSHING YOUR TEETH MISTER!

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