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Mike @Blasphem-E

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Lesson time kiddies

Posted by Blasphem-E - August 15th, 2009


It has come to my attention that many of you kiddies seem to believe you understand how to cuss. You don't know shit. Fuck this, fuck that is just unoriginal. This is not aimed at anyone, but people need to learn how to cuss, let me give you an example.

You dudes are fucking retards. I mean, God damn, how stupid were the other sperm. They probably went the wrong way and ended up in the bladder. Its a wonder you found the egg, fucking numbnuts. Shit, you're lame ass, retarded ass, bitch mother fucking moronic crew couldn't empty a boot full of fucking piss with instructions on the heal.

Just a quick example off the top of my head. Honestly, if you're going to cuss, be creative with it.


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"You make the term 'intelligent life' into an oxymoron, you fucking paramecium brained cum dumpster"

win

very win

Damn... LOL

- MPZ

Love you too...

You sperm wrangling, cum gargling anal conquistador! You pirate of of the vas deferens, man-naise sucking, pole dancing, cock slurping faggot! You muthafukka! You're the goddamn prison flea that stole my bibulous handout! (Stolen from "It's the Great Dolemite Charlie Brown")

And yeah, this is more insults than cursing. Cursing is simple. Fuck, cunt, shit, ass, bitch, fag, fucktard, etc. But to use those words and other adjectives while putting a muthafukka in their place, that is an art.

Indeed it is. My favourite example was some jackass girl the other day trying to make a fat joke about me taking up 3 beds when I lay down (I'm only a buck 75 lmao), I told her at least I haven't slept in 7 different people's beds this summer

Shut your dick-hole, cock sneeze! -Your lips quiver like a duck's vagina! -I've seen better execution at your mom's abortion. -Nice hat, douche bag.
-Yeah? Fuck you cunt!

When I insult:
1) Make a statement that makes little, to no sense at all, but creates vivid imagery. What does a quivering duck vagina look like? hmm... good question.
2) Have little to no sensitivity towards one's beliefs or morals.
3) Adding a "douche bag" or a "cunt" to any phrase is always a good addition to amplify the damage.

Sound advice there Mickey

-Your mom-.

lol

shit! i just shit my pants! ahh piss that fuck ass bitch just fucked with me! haha.. did i swear right?

lol, sure

I always think it's fun to add that little creative flair by making up words.

For example, your mom is fuckalicious.

Does that word exist?

No, but it definitely gets the point across.

very true

Since when did cursing needed "originality"

the entire purpose is to add emphasis to a statement that requires attention

all tho this was clearly a joke (wich i found quite humorus)

ive heard it b4

and swering either way is somthing that shouldn't have any style to it and should be done comfortably and repetivly to clearly address w/e subject you would like your audiance to pay attention too

if for one....Fucking love cursing

shit is ill

agree with me? xD

Haha, cussing itself can be done without style. But insults need style :) . So, I will agree with what you said

Insults do need style...

ur absolutly right mutha fucka xD

haha, I still love the classic Monty Python one: Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries

my personal favourite is...

Your mums so fat when she jumped in the air she got stuck!

my own personal lil one to keep a kid quiet while he thinks of the ultimate comeback but ends up runnin home to his fat ass mum

while he then says the next day "your fat"

AND THEN!! lol

u reply wana kkow why im fat because everytime i fuck your mother she gives me a cookie

XD

HAHA! Very nice!