Blasphem-E's audio Reviews on Newgrounds

[CLAB - FlipPoint vs Byron]

Wow, fuck what people are saying, Byron wins this via bodybag. Byron's the only battler who can pull off an entire battle sarcastically and still do it well. "I got to give you props for not trying to call me gay" "at least try to give a good show",

Flip point's metaphors were weak. "This MC ain't a tissue", really?? How are you going to come to a battle, which is about insults and overall beasting your opponent, then bring nothing but metaphors.

Pro tip: if you have to explain what you meant by EVERY single one of your bars, it means you missed the mark.

[CLAB- Scuare vs Emergency]

Damn, I'm glad my vote does not count. Monster of a battle here.

[HDC: MickeyMao vs. AxTekk]

you both need to turn your vocals up
Mickey: softer than carefoot is alright, but very few people will understand it. Accent lines were ok, but could be better.

Ax: Head from a coin flip was dope, everything else was mediocre.

Mickey: great flip on the coin line,

ax: at least my jokes have punchlines,

I'll give this a draw.

HDC responds:

Ax 2, Mao 0 ... YEA GURL!!

[Heavyweight]

I think the thing you really need to work on is coherence of sound. Every sound you used is a good one, but they don't go well together at all. Just a pointer.

Good composition though

[[R] Post-Mortem]

Not going to bother guessing the sample, but you did well with it. I like what you did with this, but to me, the sample is nearing the point where it over powers everything. Turn that down a tad and you've got a dope beat here for sure.

[CLAB - Jakobe vs Senator]

Jakobe did well, there's no denying that. Unfortunately for him, the Senator is a damn problem. SJD for the advance.

[CLAB - BSerious vs Scorch]

B Serious for the advance. Better presence, flow, delivery, and lyrics.

[Clab - Suddle Vs Xst@tyk]

Suddle got this. Enough said. Beastly flow

[Frying Fish Swagger]

I laughed. Annual interest rates on your swag had me rolling.

AxTekk responds:

42 percent neeguhhhh!